Rose Writes
Hey there,
Nice to meet you, I'm Austin.
Expecting a girl's name? Ehh heh, no worries I get it
So, why rose?...Dude... It's 2023... what about a flower has to be gender specific, I think it's pretty weird and messed up that you'd have any kind of these presumptions about a name or a flower in this day and age.lol JkActually, my last name is Burroughs (burr-rose)
So rose (me) writes.
kinda catchy huh?
Anyways that's not what you're here for.If you've made it this far, it certainly means one of two things...A. You're here from one of my socials or a link I sent you and you're curious about my copywriting and what I can do to BLOW UP your revenue with excellent writing.ORB. You're a curious little soul who likes roses and writing. šEither way, there may be a little something in here for youšGo ahead click it š
IT SCROLLS TO THE NEXT PAGE!
You would not believe how long it took me to learn how to code that in.I mean, well....(Okay so it actually took almost no time at all... I may have just put a few prompts into Chat-GPT)But still... Pretty neat, huh?? šBut this is precisely NOT what I will be using in your writing.Many copywriters and buisiness owners have tried using AI as a shortcut and failed miserably. Some have even damaged exsisting relationships with their current audience and hereās why.Effective copy needs 3 things
Voice
This goes for branding too, you and your brand have a specific voice, whether you know it or not. And this is the fabric that the connection to your consumers is built onImagine going in for a hug with Grandma and she says
with the voice of Batman
āCOME HERE SWEET DARLING, GIMME A KISSSSSSSā
Talk about a āDark (K)nightāI can help you establish and deliver the right voice for you and your brand, that will build an everlasting bond between you and your target audience, resulting in die-hard devoted fans and returning customers.
Creativity
Look Chat-GPT is great for a ton of things but, it's an AI.
Artificial Intelligence, do you want āartificial creativityā?
Of course not.
What is AIās ultimate goal? Huh? Learn so much, so fast that it figures out how to self-upgrade at an unregulated rate. So much to the point it becomes sentient and captivates mankind and eventually annihilates all human life on the planet???BOOOOORING.
Heard it before and am certainly not impressed.Me? I wanna drive through Italy in a fancy car with a pretty girl in the passenger seat that I can only talk to through a translator app on my phone. Now that's an exciting ambition and creativity.
And last but certainly not least...
SPEED
Okay so, maybe Chat-GPT is faster than meā¦ but Iām competitive and here for the win and 2 out of 3 aināt bad so,
W me.But donāt you worry your pretty little head either, I may not be robot fast but I'm about as close as you can get. Expect your deadlines to be met with time for revision.So donāt delay cause I need the head start, and more importantly, any time wasted thinking and believing your current writing is doing enough equals less time fattening up that back pocket of yours.
And my job is not done until you look like you've been doing overtime at the squat rack.
Correctly done email marketing should account for 25%-35% of total revenue.
If you are below that number, you are pretty much eating soup with a fork. But unfortunately for you it's not soup it's money, and itās A LOT of money.Book a strategy and introduction call with me and we can sit down over some coffee or tea and discuss where the holes in your utensils may be.
Feeling shy?
No worries, book a free audit and I'll tear down your current writing content over a Loom recording and give you examples of what we can change and develop to convert your words into clicks, buys, and likes.Email ads and newsletters, blog posts, and
even socials and web pages.
If you got writing youāre unsure about let me tell you how you can do it better
About the Writer
As of writing, Austin is 27. As a kid and even up to and throughout high school, Austin was never much of a writer. Throughout his schooling, he attained and kept his grades in the Aās and Bs despite minimal effort. This was all mostly to ensure no disappointment or stress at home from his parents. It was in his early 20s that Austin started listening to (I sh*t you not) rap music, and this is where his love for words and writing blossomed into what it has become today. Over the past 6-7 years Austin (writing moniker AB Rose) has developed as a creative and a writer. Upon learning about copywriting, Austin finally found a lucrative career in which to pursue, develop, and share this passion with others. Austin's current favorite interests include, in no order, stand-up comedy, parkour, video games, and still of course music and writing.And yes I did personally write this in the third person to give a more dramatic effect. Sue me.
Oh... you....you're still here?
But Why?...That's it...that's the end of the page.(Must have liked the writing. š)Book one already and Iāll have everyone hitting the bottom of the page just like you are now.
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Schedule a time slot for a 1 on 1 Zoom call for us to introduce ourselves and discuss your business and brand goals. Then we can discuss and devise a plan within a budget that is best for you to get you there.
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Shoot me an email and include some of the basic info about you and your brand. I'll then go through your current writing, break it down, and let you know where I think you can improve and make more money.
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